THIS IS A MANDATORY CAPSLOCK *SCRIBBLE-ON-JOHN-BARROWMAN'S-FACE-WITH-MICROSOFT-PAINT* POST:


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Dear Marie will you please marry me so I can teabag you in the TARDIS and we can live happily ever after with a bazillion million Tochlafanes and I will take you swing dancing on a barrage balloon and for our honeymoon we can go stare into the Untempered Schism and Nine can be there and he can wear a tophat and a coat with tails and shiny tap shoes ( Read more... )

Once upon a time Professor Lazarus advertised for his college-campus flute recital tour:

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